Curse

Eskimo Bob · May 14, 2005, 07:05 AM // 07:05

This thread is for you to post all the things you find funny or go against common sence in guild wars. I will start with a few:

This one goes for all games. Okay you are a hero saving the world from a massive threat. YET THE MERCHANTS STILL CHARGE YOU MONEY.

What are some of the characters thinking? "Okay I am going out on a adventure where I will be confrunted by tons of enemies that will not hesitate to shove a sword down my throat. Now what to wear? Oh, this nice little peice of lingerae will do!"

I am not bashing guild wars. I am just saying some of these things are funny! I don't want them changed or anything.

d4nowar · May 14, 2005, 07:51 AM // 07:51

i wonder why it is always daytime and how no one EVER has to go to the bathroom.

Tharkon · May 14, 2005, 09:10 AM // 09:10

I wonder why people in Guildwars build houses but never enter them...

Tomo · May 14, 2005, 10:00 AM // 10:00

or however hard you bump into a teammate with that flame to light a beacon, he doesnt set alight....
The merchant thing, well, a guys got to make a living ! ^^
And, about the toilet thing, No mmorpg has toilets

Jade · May 14, 2005, 10:26 AM // 10:26

Maybe, just maybe, in a fantasy world everyone wears some sort of diaper.

super dooper · May 14, 2005, 11:03 AM // 11:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jade

Maybe, just maybe, in a fantasy world everyone wears some sort of diaper.

I know I do.

Tharkon · May 14, 2005, 04:19 PM // 16:19

Pervent freaks

What's next ? lol

d4nowar · May 14, 2005, 08:20 PM // 20:20

where are the animal abuse people?!?! those poor little warthogs have suffered enough!

SOT · May 14, 2005, 09:00 PM // 21:00

I find it somewhat cute and cuddly the way a Charr Shaman or Flame Keeper hops up and down like an Easter Bunny from hell when throwing amagic attack. Makes me wanna snuggle them after the fall

Slade xTekno · May 14, 2005, 11:03 PM // 23:03

I think it's funny how the Melandu's Stalker smiles like the cat off Azumanga Daioh. Then again, that's me.

ManadartheHealer · May 15, 2005, 03:57 AM // 03:57

Let's see...

Nobody ever eats anything. All those horny warriors never take "rest" breaks. I also find it funny that some people carry around so much cash, yet never get robbed...

Devil's Dictionary · May 15, 2005, 04:21 AM // 04:21

People in the mountains wear summer clothes. I mean have you seen those female merchants in their tank tops? Brrr!

JjK · May 15, 2005, 04:33 AM // 04:33

how i see a
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" /sex"
"damn"
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more than
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"Hi!"
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Inziladun · May 15, 2005, 04:59 AM // 04:59

How NPCs always call me by my First AND last name.

ManadartheHealer · May 15, 2005, 06:44 PM // 18:44

i know they are supposed to be there, but...

OMG YAKS!

(Sorry, just love the yaks

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Tur713 · May 15, 2005, 07:07 PM // 19:07

I love how in betas instead of a flower, you'd get a little man in a construction helmet.

Dreamsmith · May 15, 2005, 07:12 PM // 19:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by d4nowar

i wonder why it is always daytime and how no one EVER has to go to the bathroom.

It's certainly not always daytime (you always do your stealth run in Riverside Province under the cover of nighttime, for example).

As for going to the bathroom, you just never see it because it always occurs in a private instance.

d4nowar · May 15, 2005, 07:49 PM // 19:49

so you are saying that they do it so fast that no one notices? i find that hard to believe.

Serafita Kayin · May 15, 2005, 08:00 PM // 20:00

The little girl not only plays a flute and heals you, but is IMMUNE TO DAMAGE, or at least she was in the betas.

Mimu · May 15, 2005, 08:32 PM // 20:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by d4nowar

so you are saying that they do it so fast that no one notices? i find that hard to believe.

Assume that they go to the bathroom when you do..if you're still watching the screen whilst you do this you have a serious problem.